Ok, so my name is Chris Carlton. I’m a web developer/geek. I’m currently the Webmaster for the Agency for Health Care Administration of the State of Florida. I love building web sites and just working with web technologies.
I also work with my good friend, Dan Snider, and together we are Partners In Design, a small web design/development company that focuses on quality functional web sites for small businesses and churches.
My lovely wife, Wendy, and I have been married for eight(?!) years now, and we have two beautiful children, Sydney and TJ.
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New Iron Man 2 trailer is here (and it’s awesome)
We’ve given you a first look at Iron Man 2 way back in June last year, and two months ago, we reported it will be Marvel’s first IMAX movie when it hits screens on May 7, 2010. It’s 2.32 minutes…
Ubisoft’s DRM servers crash, locking players out of their games
When it was revealed that Ubisoft’s new DRM scheme would require you to be online at all times, and if disconnected for any reason would boot you out of the game, people immediately asked the obvious question: “Well, what if…
Portal 2 in Game Informer, scanned for your pleasure
I haven’t even looked at these yet. I saw them on Reddit and immediately came here to put them up. So that’s why this post is so short. Wait, I just read this: “Portal was a test bed. Portal 2…
Infinity Ward vs. Activision: Whose side are you on?
I’m sorry, but I’m absolutely loving this Infinity Ward-Activision brouhaha. Here you have one of the most respected developers out there at odds with a publisher that must seriously have no idea what it’s doing. If Activision thinks it can…
Video: Hasty hacker hobbles together a Windows Phone 7 skin for older WinMo phones
Wowza. Consider me impressed. It took Microsoft 3 years to develop Windows Phone 7 Series — but its only taken 2 weeks for some far-too-talented dabbler to recreate the look and feel of the new OS as a skin for…
Blip gets reverse-engineered. Proves that the computer was cheating.
Hand-held electronics are marvels of miniaturization. The ones that existed before I was born, even more so. Anyone who played Blip might be interested to know two things. First, despite being titled “The Digital Game”, it was in fact 100%…
Dear Internet: Please grow up re: Toyota zombie ad
Really, Internet? Now you’re being facetious. Thisis the ad for the new Toyota Corolla. It has zombies in it (“Equipped for a zombie attack or just…life”). It’s now “controversial” in light of the 34 deaths caused by all those Toyota…
Verizon going BOGO crazy, launching Buy One, Get One promo on six phones tomorrow
We just got a hot tip from one of our Verizon buddies. Apparently Verizon Wireless is starting a new BOGO campaign tomorrow that includes both of its Android handsets - the Droid and Eris - both Palm phones - the…
All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom: Overclocking the Droid
Some crazy programmers have overclocked the Droid to 1.1GHz, making it faster than the Nexus one. The Droid usually runs at about 600MHz so bumping it up to 1.1 was fairly dangerous. However, with a little tweaking the boys at…
Star Trek webcam lets you boldly add another Star Trek item to your collection
Okay, quick inventory check. You’ve got the Star Trek wetsuit, remote-controlled underwater Enterprise thing, perfume, lamp, cologne, Blu-ray, onesies, Tricorder media player, USB phone, handmade clock, iPhone mod, Pez dispenser, the animation studio, Captain’s Chair, light dimmer, and you’ve signed…
There is no way I can make fun of this dude or state that he simply must have too much time on his hands. The video is just too damn good. Watch it and then click the read more link…
JO-ZERO: Super-agile, super-cool mini humanoid (video)
A big problem almost any robot nowadays has is limited agility. While this isn’t an issue for industrial and other “practical” robots, humanoids can only move in a slow, mechanical and chopping motion. Honda’s Asimo, for example, is considered super-advanced,…
Modern Warfare 2 Mythbusters: Episode 2
This episode is actually a lot more informative than the first one. Watch and learn, friends. Unless, of course, you’re still boycotting MW2.
Robocops to roam the streets of San Jose
According to the Mercury News, cops in San Jose will soon be wearing head-mounted video cameras to record their interaction with civilians. The devices will sit above their ears and they will be activated whenever they speak with a citizen…
America the beautiful: Mother calls 911 because her kid was playing GTA past bedtime. Yeah.
Gotta love cops. A woman in Boston got mad at her 14-year-old son for being up at 2:30am playing Grand Theft Auto. (At least the kid wasn’t smoking dust in the street at that hour.) In fact, she got so…
Stocking Stuffer: Fake pregnancy test
I’m just reporting, of course, so let’s not kill the messenger. Don’t think of this fake pregnancy test as a cruel/hilarious joke to play on your significant other but as more of a relationship barometer. If your boyfriend, fiancé, or…
Surprise! There will be another iPhone next year
After 3 years of back-to-back new iPhones, it probably doesn't take a whole lot of guts (or brains, for that matter) to predict that Apple will be announcing a new iPhone in 2010. But when this guy comes along and…
Surprise! There will be another iPhone next year
After 3 years of back-to-back new iPhones, it probably doesn't take a whole lot of guts (or brains, for that matter) to predict that Apple will be announcing a new iPhone in 2010. But when this guy comes along and…
Surprise! There will be another iPhone next year
After 3 years of back-to-back new iPhones, it probably doesn't take a whole lot of guts (or brains, for that matter) to predict that Apple will be announcing a new iPhone in 2010. But when this guy comes along and…
AT&T says you’re using too much bandwidth! Bad you!
All you punks out there watching Internet video and downloading monkey porn had better stop! There's a current 5 gigabyte cap on data right now but soon, friends, AT&T is going to close up that "unlimited" plan and hopes to…