Ok, so my name is Chris Carlton. I’m a web developer/geek. I’m currently the Webmaster for the Agency for Health Care Administration of the State of Florida. I love building web sites and just working with web technologies.
I also work with my good friend, Dan Snider, and together we are Partners In Design, a small web design/development company that focuses on quality functional web sites for small businesses and churches.
My lovely wife, Wendy, and I have been married for eight(?!) years now, and we have two beautiful children, Sydney and TJ.
I just added a Google map below that will display my current location using the Google Latitude, http://www.google.com/latitude/, service that runs on my HTC Diamond smartphone. This is more or less an experiment just to try out the service plus I think it's kinda kewl.
Ok, so I've been using Sweetcron for about a week now to grab the RSS feeds from my various online services, flickr for my photos, del.icio.us for my bookmarks, twitter for my status updates, and google reader for news I find interesting. I decided to throw my Facebook feed in…
For the last few months my site has consisted of a kludged together lifestream setup. You can still see the old page if you like, but I'm moving on. I'm in the middle of setting up an automated life stream solution, Sweetcron, as you can see from all the mess.…

The True Effects of Near-Light Speed on Astronauts [Science]
What would exactly happen to the crew of a spacecraft traveling at 99.999998 per cent the speed of light? William Edelstein, at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine in Baltimore, Maryland, has the answer: It'd hurt. A lot. Using…
Dear Internet: Please grow up re: Toyota zombie ad
Really, Internet? Now you’re being facetious. Thisis the ad for the new Toyota Corolla. It has zombies in it (“Equipped for a zombie attack or just…life”). It’s now “controversial” in light of the 34 deaths caused by all those Toyota…
500 Internal Server Error
Currently, Google has one of the more interesting problems I’ve ever seen. While I’d never tell anyone to slow down their pace of innovation, with Android, I can’t help but wonder if Google might have to do just that, because…
All the Smartphone OSes: A Beginners' Guide [Smartphones]
Windows Phone Series 7 is here, and it's like nothing we've seen from Microsoft—or anyone else—before. But how does it measure up? And where does every other smartphone OS stand? If you want to skip the gallery format, click here.…
HTC enhances Sense with Leap and Friend Stream (updated with video)
Our recent chance encounter with a multitouch-friendly iteration of HTC's Sense UI turns out to have been a preview of the company's latest version of the software. Announcing that it has "enhanced" the already quite delectable skin, HTC has noted…
Verizon 'vampire' ad rips off Twilight, sticks it to AT&T
Hey, remember how all the lawsuits got dropped over the holiday period and we thought AT&T and Verizon would finally start to coexist like mature entities engaged in a civilized industry? Yeah, that didn't last very long. Verizon is back…
Verizon going BOGO crazy, launching Buy One, Get One promo on six phones tomorrow
We just got a hot tip from one of our Verizon buddies. Apparently Verizon Wireless is starting a new BOGO campaign tomorrow that includes both of its Android handsets - the Droid and Eris - both Palm phones - the…
Tom Has Finally Reached His MySpace Friend Limit
MySpace cofounder Tom Anderson supposedly begged to keep his job when the rest of the founding team was shown the door nine months ago. They kept him on, almost as a mascot. He was, after all, the first friend everyone…
Microsoft Knew They Got Burned When iTunes First Launched [Blockquote]
A series of emails that surfaced in an old Microsoft antitrust case have come to light, the most interesting of which show Bill Gates admitting his company was "flat footed" in the wake of the 2003 iTunes launch. Microsoft executive…
AOL’s Surphace Goes Self Serve With Private Beta Of S4
Surphace, previously called Sphere, is an excellent tool for bloggers and other publishers to add related content to their articles and posts. The company, which was acquired by AOL in 2008, has now released S4, a self serve product that…
Solar flares set to wreak havoc on GPS signals
The sun's activity isn't usually a hot topic around these parts, but when it threatens to derail satellite navigation services around the world, it must surely take center stage. UK researchers have corroborated Cornell's 2006 warning that our solar system's…
Morning Buzz: Live From Google’s Major Step Into The Social Spotlight
This morning, Google is hosting an event at its Mountain View, CA headquarters to show off a new social product it has been working on. Google VP of Product Management Bradley Horowitz, VP of Engineering Vic Gundotra, and product manager…
Trexa Electric Car Platform Will Cost Upwards Of $15,999 [Cars]
No longer do you need to fantasize about buying a Tesla, now that Trexa has released pricing details of its "scalable lithium-drive platform," (aka the base for building your own electric car). $15,999 is a fair price to pay for…
How cool is this, the Revoltech brand is a new look at action figure articulation and the fact they are making a super-poseable Optimus is just too awesome for words!
ASCII Art Generator - Make your picture into text
This little program converts your picture to ASCII text art - a jumble of letters, numbers and symbols that do not appear to have any significance until you step back and look at the whole picture.
The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre [Death By Cute]
When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. "She seemed so harmless," the neighbors will say. "We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow." But we knew better.…