Ok, so my name is Chris Carlton. I’m a web developer/geek. I’m currently the Webmaster for the Agency for Health Care Administration of the State of Florida. I love building web sites and just working with web technologies.
I also work with my good friend, Dan Snider, and together we are Partners In Design, a small web design/development company that focuses on quality functional web sites for small businesses and churches.
My lovely wife, Wendy, and I have been married for eight(?!) years now, and we have two beautiful children, Sydney and TJ.
I just added a Google map below that will display my current location using the Google Latitude, http://www.google.com/latitude/, service that runs on my HTC Diamond smartphone. This is more or less an experiment just to try out the service plus I think it's kinda kewl.
Ok, so I've been using Sweetcron for about a week now to grab the RSS feeds from my various online services, flickr for my photos, del.icio.us for my bookmarks, twitter for my status updates, and google reader for news I find interesting. I decided to throw my Facebook feed in…
For the last few months my site has consisted of a kludged together lifestream setup. You can still see the old page if you like, but I'm moving on. I'm in the middle of setting up an automated life stream solution, Sweetcron, as you can see from all the mess.…

The Statistics of Game Consoles, Summed Up In One Big Graphic [Infographics]
I'm an infographic junkie. With about one minute of non-work, you're basically an expert on any topic, as if you've been beamed an expertise straight through the Matrix...with a few more fonts. Today's topic? Video games. [Online Education via Kotaku]
The Statistics of Game Consoles, Summed Up In One Big Graphic [Infographics]
I'm an infographic junkie. With about one minute of non-work, you're basically an expert on any topic, as if you've been beamed an expertise straight through the Matrix...with a few more fonts. Today's topic? Video games. [Online Education via Kotaku]
Star Trek webcam lets you boldly add another Star Trek item to your collection
Okay, quick inventory check. You’ve got the Star Trek wetsuit, remote-controlled underwater Enterprise thing, perfume, lamp, cologne, Blu-ray, onesies, Tricorder media player, USB phone, handmade clock, iPhone mod, Pez dispenser, the animation studio, Captain’s Chair, light dimmer, and you’ve signed…
Avatar vs Modern Warfare 2: Billionaire Earnings Fight! [Movies]
Avatar, the soon king of movies, vs Modern Warfare 2, the king of videogames. Here's a look at how their earnings stack up by the numbers. The biggest surprise? Modern Warfare had a significantly larger ad budget. [bm]
Rumor: Apple’s Tablet Is an “iPhone on Steroids” [AppleTablet]
One of our close Apple connects who haven't steered us wrong dropped a little bit of information on us. Here's what we know: • The tablet's multi-touch gestures are "out of control." • It's powered by an incredibly fast ARM…
Because Americans just can't understand sarcasm, it's become necessary for a new form of punctuation to be invented. Welcome the SarcMark into your life, which costs $1.99 to download to your computer for UNLIMITED sarcasm alerts! Here's SarcMark's very professional…
Graphic courtesy of Column Five Media
Google GDrive Launches. Just Don’t Call It That.
“This is not GDrive” said Google Docs product manager Vijay Bangaru yesterday while showing me something that sure does look exactly like the fabled GDrive. “How is it different,” I asked. “That’s hard to say, because GDrive doesn’t exist.” Alrighty…
Herb Rubbed Sirloin Tip Roast - All Recipes
Intensely flavored sirloin tip roast using a homemade herb rub paste that is certain to please the entire family.
Geek Squad's CES Ads Are Surprisingly Honest [Image Cache]
Thanks, Geek Squad, for basically writing the headline for our next story on your borderline fraudulent "optimization" scams! Spotted in in the CES Press room, of all places.
Android Taking Wind Out Of iPhone's Sails [Data]
Just in time for Google to unveil its own Nexus One smartphone, ChangeWave Research reports the public is more excited than ever to buy an Android based handset — at the expense of Apple, Microsoft, and Palm. ChangeWave surveyed 4,068…
Best Buy's 'Optimization' Is Officially a Huge, Evil Scam [Scams]
Best Buy's computer optimization service costs $40 and promises to double the speed of your computer. They push it hard, so hard that you're often forced to get it against your wishes. The trouble? It makes computers slower. If you've…
There is no way I can make fun of this dude or state that he simply must have too much time on his hands. The video is just too damn good. Watch it and then click the read more link…
Avatar Makes $1 Billion in 17 Days [Movies]
Apparently, the $300-$500 million budget paid off. Right now, with over $1 billion in worldwide sales, Avatar is the third highest grossing movie of all time. It could even take down Titanic's $1.8 billion record. [Inquirer via Techie via boingboing]
Crew Uses Crazy Futuristic EarthRace Boat and Lasers to Fight Japanese Whalers [Boats]
Regardless of your feelings about whaling, you have to admit the fight just got a whole lot more interesting. Check out this video of a Sea-Shepherd-manned (from Whale Wars) carbon-fiber, biofuel-powered EarthRace Trimaran blinding a Japanese whaling boat with lasers.…
JO-ZERO: Super-agile, super-cool mini humanoid (video)
A big problem almost any robot nowadays has is limited agility. While this isn’t an issue for industrial and other “practical” robots, humanoids can only move in a slow, mechanical and chopping motion. Honda’s Asimo, for example, is considered super-advanced,…
Modern Warfare 2 Mythbusters: Episode 2
This episode is actually a lot more informative than the first one. Watch and learn, friends. Unless, of course, you’re still boycotting MW2.