Ok, so my name is Chris Carlton. I’m a web developer/geek. I’m currently the Webmaster for the Agency for Health Care Administration of the State of Florida. I love building web sites and just working with web technologies.
I also work with my good friend, Dan Snider, and together we are Partners In Design, a small web design/development company that focuses on quality functional web sites for small businesses and churches.
My lovely wife, Wendy, and I have been married for eight(?!) years now, and we have two beautiful children, Sydney and TJ.
I just added a Google map below that will display my current location using the Google Latitude, http://www.google.com/latitude/, service that runs on my HTC Diamond smartphone. This is more or less an experiment just to try out the service plus I think it's kinda kewl.
Ok, so I've been using Sweetcron for about a week now to grab the RSS feeds from my various online services, flickr for my photos, del.icio.us for my bookmarks, twitter for my status updates, and google reader for news I find interesting. I decided to throw my Facebook feed in…
For the last few months my site has consisted of a kludged together lifestream setup. You can still see the old page if you like, but I'm moving on. I'm in the middle of setting up an automated life stream solution, Sweetcron, as you can see from all the mess.…

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